{"id":420,"date":"2009-02-07T11:51:30","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T19:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.timelypersuasion.com\/blog\/?p=420"},"modified":"2009-02-07T12:06:50","modified_gmt":"2009-02-07T20:06:50","slug":"sometpcards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.timelypersuasion.com\/blog\/sometpcards\/","title":{"rendered":"someTPcards"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a huge fan of someecards<\/a>, a site of slightly off-color, snarky, and downright hilarious online greeting cards for any occasion. (By the way — some of the cards are definitely NSFW…)<\/p>\n

When I discovered a feature where users can create their own cards I was inspired to grab some quotes from Timely Persuasion<\/em> and give it a try.<\/p>\n

Last warning — some of these examples are also NSFW<\/a>…<\/p>\n

\"Bowler\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Neck<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Learned\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Balls\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Euphemism\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Special thanks to Annie, a reviewer from the Providence Daily Dose<\/a> who called out that final one as her favorite line in the book and inspired this little side project.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m a huge fan of someecards, a site of slightly off-color, snarky, and downright hilarious online greeting cards for any occasion. (By the way — some of the cards are definitely NSFW…) When I discovered a feature where users can create their own cards I was inspired to grab some quotes from Timely Persuasion and…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-debris"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3pfx3-6M","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1209,"url":"https:\/\/blog.timelypersuasion.com\/blog\/his-name-is-my-name-too\/","url_meta":{"origin":420,"position":0},"title":"His Name Is My Name Too","author":"LBDG","date":"December 24, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Stumbled onto this Twitter user the other day: (Warning: link is somewhat NSFW) Not sure exactly what to make of this. \u00c2\u00a0An imposter? \u00c2\u00a0A fan of Timely Persuasion? \u00c2\u00a0Schizophrenia? \u00c2\u00a0A time traveling other me? \u00c2\u00a0Or maybe just a bona fide coincidence? 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